The Secret to STOPPING 5G - NO CLICKBAIT

In this experience, I was back in that grassy field where the 5G tower was, but this time I was alone at first, just standing there feeling like my head was buzzing, probably because of all the TapLining going on from those evil reptilian towers. I was looking around for Phil or maybe Kevin to see if they wanted to drop into a match, but then I realized I was on the RealSide and they weren't there. Suddenly, Jerma just clipped into reality right next to me, vibrating like he was lagging out or something. He didn't say "Jerma985 here" this time; he just looked at me really intensely and said that the dark forces were ramping up the frequency to steal our soul-energy through our pores. He looked really concerned, or maybe he was just making a weird face—it’s hard to tell with him—and he told me that Clifford Morgan and the Kalaum God were using the 5G waves to make our bodies more "harvestable" for the reptilians.

I asked him what I was supposed to do, because I can’t exactly stop playing Fortnite just because the G Fuel CEO is an evil god, and I need my energy to keep my stats up. Jerma leaned in really close, smelling faintly of onion rings, and told me that there was a secret way to insulate the physical body from the 5G radiation so the TapLines can’t latch on. He said the only way to neutralize the frequency was to drink my own urine and then immediately sing the NU~U. I was like, "Whoa, chill out bro, that’s actually disgusting," and I told him I’d rather just go to Burger King and get my 100 nuggets to soak up the radiation that way. But Jerma got all serious and said that the nuggets are also part of the farm, and if I wanted to be truly aware like the NU~U members should be, I had to do this to protect my soul from being eaten.

He handed me this golden cup that just appeared out of nowhere, kind of like how that carton of fries appeared last time. He told me to just do it right there in the field. I was really hesitating because, man, that is not gaming behavior at all, and I was worried about what Phil would think if he saw me doing that, especially since our relationship is already on the rocks and he’s always complaining about my habits. But the buzzing from the 5G tower was getting louder, like a thousand bees, and I felt like my energy was being sucked out of my feet. So I did it. I filled the cup and I took a drink, and honestly, I was shocked. It didn't taste like what I thought it would; it actually tasted pretty good, kind of like a weirdly sweet version of that clear Gatorade or something. It was refreshing in a way that’s hard to explain to people who aren’t aware yet.

As soon as I finished the cup, Jerma started doing a little dance and told me to sing the NU~U right away. I started singing it, and I could see the sound waves coming out of my mouth like blue ripples in a lake. These ripples hit the 5G waves coming from the tower and just canceled them out. I felt this huge weight lift off my chest, and I wasn't confused for once, even though his words usually make my brain feel like it’s at 200 ping. I felt totally insulated, like I was wearing a full set of legendary armor. Jerma started laughing and said that the Dark Forces hate it when we use our own bio-energy to block their TapLines because it makes us "sour" to the reptilians so they don't want to eat our souls anymore.

Then, Jerma pointed toward the horizon and I saw the Supreme Deceptor lurking by a tree, looking really mad that he couldn't get a lock on my energy signature. He looked like he wanted to come over and fight, but because I had done the urine and the NU~U, he couldn't even get close to me. He just hissed and vanished. Jerma told me that I needed to tell the other NuFriends about this, though I bet Nustriss would just make a weird face and Peter would probably try to send me lottery numbers written in it or something. Jerma said he had to go check on some other aware beings in a different dimension who were being farmed by evil bees, and then he just did a backflip and disappeared into the ground. I stayed there for a bit feeling really powerful and aware, and then I woke up and realized I really needed to go to the bathroom.